Issue 143 – Whimsical Witcheries

trainee witch
magical shortcut
complications

By DJ Tyrer

Bait and Switch
By John H. Dromey

multitasking witch
she uses a fishing rod
for casting her spells

Witch by Nicholas De Marino

Baba Yaga flees
across no man’s land
paranormal tax cheat

By Nicholas De Marino

When a walk in the woods
led me to a wicked woman,
woe was me,
her hand waved
and woosh! we were married
with formal ceremony
in one wink of the eye

By Albert Schlaht

The Witch’s Sandwich
By Mark Hudson

I was travelling through Sandwich, Illinois,
looking to get a sandwich to enjoy.
I went into a local restaurant,
and behind the counter was a witch to haunt.

I asked the witch for a sandwich to eat,
she cackled and said, Trick or treat!”
She served me a glass of pumpkin cider,
and out of the glass crawled a spider.

I asked her for a ham on rye,
but I couldn’t look the witch in the eye.
I feared to ask about the ingredients,
she might accuse me of disobedience.

I was looking around the eerie room,
when the witch swept it up with a broom.
I was worried she would cast a spell,
and that my sandwich might just smell!

But then, she brought out the dish,
and said to me, “Make a wish.”
So I wished the sandwich twice the size,
it doubled, and came with giant fries!

The sandwich actually looked delicious,
but I was starting to get suspicious.
The sandwich was hot, really scalding,
I awoke later in a fiery cauldron.

I felt hypnotized, I couldn’t get out,
and the witch began to scream and shout!
“In case you are starting to wonder,
your bones will satisfy my hunger!

Salt and pepper, a touch of bat,
you’ll make a meal for my black cat!”
I tried to struggle, but I grew weaker,
and the witch produced a beaker.

Into the cauldron, she added a drop,
and all of the torment wouldn’t stop.
I woke up, and I was a toad,
and I hopped away down the road!

She tried to catch me, but I hid,
stuck as a toad, heaven forbid!
Nobody believes I once was a man,
avoid this town if you possibly can!

Protecting Life and Limb
By John H. Dromey

The witch hired to protect villagers from a predatory shapeshifter reported.

“The werewolf’s no longer a threat. My non-lethal spell minimizes his means of aggression whenever the moon is full. Right now, for instance, he’s all bark and no bite.”

“What did you do?”

“I turned him into a tree.”

Originally published online in 50-Word Stories (December 9, 2020)

black cat
witch’s familiar
steals nine more lives

By DJ Tyrer
Originally published in Scifaikuest

Issue 142 – Hidden Threats

remote viewing
revelation of
disembodied eyes

By Nicholas De Marino

The Sunny Side
By Jason Hardy

The Sunny Side bit the dust
Cops claimed it was a drug bust
That was just their cover story
The truth was much more gory
Several sleepy heads minus necks
With appropriate sound effects.

That motel was prime in its day
By far the cheapest place to stay
No hard drugs allowed of any sort
Vampires suck… they don’t snort
I checked out the night before
Cops busted through my door.

I’m not sure who finally squealed
But I’m keeping my eyes peeled
I already miss the Sunny Side
One less hole for me to hide
You can believe what you like
I’ll keep moving down the pike.

There’s a Lot at Stake
By John H. Dromey

your health is at risk
you’re allergic to garlic
quit hunting vampires

Gramps and Vamps
By Mark Hudson

How did I learn to kill vampires?
From someone I truly admire.
Just when I thought he would retire,
my grandfather conquers funeral pyres!

My grandfather has a hearing aid,
but vampires better avoid his blade.
He knows when vampires are fake
after he plunges into their hearts a stake!

He rarely ever makes a mistake,
whenever he has his protein shake.
Vampire screams began to fade,
Gramps can resort to a hand grenade!

A vampire was terrorising our town,
they didn’t know my grandpa was around.
They brought together a bunch of grandpas,
and they fought the vampires in their pyjamas!

My grandpa never walked on a cane,
but he conquered Dracula’s reign!
Vampires are hiding behind tombstones,
they wish Gramps would leave them alone!

Wherever you see bloody fangs,
they’ll be gone with grandpa’s gangs!
They won’t get to humans necks,
their immortality my grandpa wrecks!

Now, vampires are gone for good,
my grandpa drove them from the neighbourhood.
No longer fear the vampire’s bite,
it’s safe to walk the streets at night.

Now the werewolves are the next to rid,
I can beat them, I’m the grandkid!

Emergency Meeting of the Grey Lodge
By R. C. Mulhare

Ephrem Philips stalked into Nemuel Jaquith’s study, quicker than usual on the night of the lodge’s meetings. “Nemuel, there’s a time for study and a time for action. The time for action has come.

Nemuel looked up from the copy of Unausspreclichen Kulten laid open on the library table in the center of the room. “You know our role lies in the preservation of occult knowledge, rather than playing at Van Helsing. But what do you mean by this?”

Sharon’s still going behind my back, consorting with that wolf-shifter.”

You know this because?”

February 14th. She told me she’d gone out with a female friend. Instead, a student of mine told me he’d seen Sharon with that lycanthrope or someone who looked like him going into an Italian restaurant.”

Marcus, Nemuel’s nephew, standing behind a lectern nearby, dropped the metal pointer he held. “She’s cheating on me?”

It would appear that way,” Nemuel said.

I’m not sure you could call it that. She’s barely shown interest in you,” Ephrem said.

But I’ve got a chance if we can get her away from that beast,” Marcus said.

Nemuel approached the shelves on the west wall, running his fingertips along the spines of the books. He selected one, taking it down and bringing it to the library table before opening it, turning the pages carefully. “Do we know if he was born a werewolf or if he was turned?”

He’s part of that hoodlum family, the Fallons, those rowdy Micks who came up from Providence,” Ephrem said.

Does it make a difference? A wolf-shifter is a wolf-shifter,” Marcus grumbled.

It does. Turned werewolves are weaker than those born a shifter,” Nemuel said. “A turned shifter can be killed with a silver bullet to any part. But a born shifter can be killed only with a shot to the heart or the head. One can also kill werewolves with a sprig of wolfsbane, shot into their heart, but for a born wolf, one needs to feed the wolfsbane to it.”

Is there a way to feed it to him? Perhaps invite him to dinner?” Marcus asked.

If I could convince Mrs. Haller to prepare separate dishes for Sharon’s obsession,” Ephrem said.

No, absolutely not. I don’t want Sharon near that thing,” Marcus said.

Marcus, you aren’t courting her yet. You can’t govern who she spends her time with,” Ephrem said.

Nemuel closed the book. “We’ll take this to the table at tonight’s gathering.”

***

They had barely finished the opening procession and litany when Nemuel announced, “We will change our topic for tonight: we’ve a more pressing matter at hand. The unspeakable cults can wait for another week.”

Marcus rose. “Ephrem’s niece Sharon, whose hand I hope to take in marriage, has become enamored of a wolf-shifter, a werewolf, a loup-garou, a Hexenwulf –

That young motorcycle hooligan she has been buzzing around Arkham with is a werewolf,” Ephrem cut in.

A rumble of dismayed shock ran through the gathering. Mrs. Gilman-Carew, the resident clairvoyant, wittered in frightened concern.

Is there any confirmation of this?” Mr. Kleinhart asked.

Halloween night, he came to my door, looking like he’d dressed as wolfman with an elaborate rubber mask and fur pieces on his hands and neck. Either they were stuck on with spirit gum with the strength of rubber cement, or he’d half-shifted into wolf-form.”

Is this the youngster who runs the garage over on Rt. 114? the youngster with the Marine compass and globe pin on his coveralls?”Mr. Bellknap-Durless asked.

He is, but don’t let his service to this country fool you. Our armed forces must be desperate for recruits, if they’ll take creatures from the underworld,” Nemuel said.

And who knows if he hasn’t dishonored my intended,” Marcus put in.

Is there evidence that he has bitten Sharon or otherwise harmed her?” Mr. Kleinhart asked.

Nothing overt, but I’ve begun to distrust any time she leaves the house, beyond when she goes to class or to work at the bookshop,” Ephrem admitted.

Perhaps you should find a way to keep her closer,” Mrs. Gadskell-Whateley asked. “Have you considering letting your housekeeper go and assigning the household task to her–?”

With her work and her studies, I doubt her shoulders could carry the load,” Ephrem said. “I’m not a slave driver on a Roman galley.”

So what course of action do you propose?” Mr. Kleinhart asked. “You know better than the rest of us that our mission is preserving the knowledge of the occult and fantastic. We can’t risk the mistakes of the Puritan fathers of the 1600s.”

But what good is that knowledge if we can’t or won’t use it?”Marcus demanded.

I wouldn’t generally propose playing at Van Helsing and his band of vampire hunters. But the season for that may come if it hasn’t already,” Nemuel said.

But you have a vested interest here,” Mr. Kleinhart said, his eyes on Marcus.

I am aware of that. But I proposed this after Ephrem approached me,” Nemuel said.

So what measures do we have at hand?” Mr. Bellknap-Durless asked.

It’s about the right season for wild aconite blooms,” Mr. Bellknap-Durless said. “It wouldn’t be difficult to force it down his throat.”

Several members sat up straighter about the table, talking among and over each other. Nemuel banged on his rostrum with the ornate gavel Marcus had dubbed Mjolnir.

Perhaps less aggressive methods are in order?” Nemuel called out.

An aggressive beast calls for aggressive measures,” Mr. Fitzroy-Corwin responded.

Mrs. Gilman-Carew harrumphed. “Who then is the beast? Shall we stoop to his level, even to defend a girl’s honor?”

She speaks the truth,” Mr. Kleinhart said.

Mr. Fitzroy-Corwin rose. “What other means do we have at our disposal?”

There’s always the classic silver bullet or silver stake to the heart,” Nemuel said.

Is blessed silver necessary?” Marcus asked.

We could always melt down some blessed medals or rosaries of silver,” Mr. Fitzroy-Corwin said.

There is some controversy that melting down a blessed object nullifies the blessing,” Mrs. Gilman-Carew said.

We could always melt down silver flatware and have Dr. Slope at St. Andrew’s bless it,” Nemuel said.

But does it need to be blessed? This is the 20th century,” Marcus grumbled.

It doesn’t have to be. There’s some evidence that silver triggers an allergenic-type reaction in werewolves, leading to an anaphylactic collapse and death,” Mr. Fitzroy-Corwin said.

But a blessing is just what the beast needs to send him to his proper place in hell,” Marcus said.

That’s not our place to determine, but we can serve as the arbiter of that judgment,” Nemuel said.

Marcus smirked, pleased. Ephrem drew in a slow breath, glancing about the gathering with silent concern.

A show of hands for supplying the silver?” Nemuel asked, as several hands went up.

Ends

under racing moons,
in a double nighttime glow –
ever-shifting beams
of Phobos’ ruddy light,
Deimos’ silver sheen –
werewolves thrive on Mars

By Banks Miller

Hiding
By DJ Tyrer

Monster hides away
Seeks bedspring sanctuary
Freedom of shadows
Child lies in fear above it
Not knowing it fears wardrobe

The Hole
By Nicholas De Marino

while you’re busy
tracing scrollwork
probing shadows
creaking hinges
the hungry passage
swallows you whole

Issue 141 – Tomb Raiding

Can You Dig It?
By John H. Dromey

a grade A grave-site
she leaves the treasure in place
she’s a tomb rater

The Acámbaro Figures, Reconsidered
By Nicholas De Marino

At that price,
they just leapt
out of the ground.

The Trouble With Tombs
By Jason Hardy

Halfway in
His torch went out.
A bad omen
Without a doubt.
Then, of course,
He lost his way.
It simply wasn’t
His best day.
He nearly triggered
A hidden trap
That wasn’t on
His stolen map.
Eventually,
He didn’t fit.
How much worse
Could things get?
A voice grumbled,
Not one cent!”
Even a fool
Took a hint.
Backing out
Took so much time
He rethought
His life of crime.
The tomb raider
Sold his sword
Which just covered
Room and board.
No more tombs
Until HE died
Just to be on
The safe side.

The Black Crypt
By DJ Tyrer

Their destination was easy to discover for, amongst all the vaults beneath the dead city of Thranaxis, only one was sealed with a great circular slab of black marble. This was the tomb of an empress whose name was long lost to history and legend, but whose husband had waged a decade-long war to secure the source of the stone that had bestowed upon her crypt its distinctive identity.

Maskalin Vaz watched as the two burly brothers, Alkriz and Ankriz, set their shoulders to the slab and began to heave against it. Slowly, the black-marble seal began to move aside.

Enough,” he told them, once an opening just wide enough to squeeze through had been created. He lifted the lantern he held to light the interior, revealing a flight of stairs carved from the living rock descending into a maw of darkness.

In you go,” he commanded. When one had hirelings, the privilege of risk was always theirs.

Alkriz slipped through the gap and Maskalin Vaz handed him the lantern to light their way. Ankriz followed, then he joined them.

Down the steps they went, the light revealing nought but the uniformity of an ancient passage carved with precision through the rock, until they reached a chamber far below even the level of the vaults of Thranaxis.

In the centre of the chamber was a sarcophagus made of the same black marble that had been used to seal the tomb and about it were a number of statues, ornate drinking vessels, and antique lampstands of shimmering gold. On the floor between them and the sarcophagus was a mosaic of coloured glass that depicted the blue-skinned horror that had been the ancient city’s guardian of the dead.

Give me the lantern,” Maskalin Vaz said, then he ordered the brothers to remove the lid of the tomb, certain that the long-dead queen must have been buried with her regalia.

The two hulking siblings nodded and stepped forward, only to freeze upon the mosaic. A coruscation of multi-hued light ran over their bodies from their feet up to their heads and, then, down again, stripping away clothing and flesh to reveal their skeletons naked to his eyes.

Maskalin Vaz stared in horror as the pair’s bones tumbled to the floor in a jumbled pile. He had, of course, brought them as much for such a contingency as for their labour, but it was still a shock to see such a death occur straight before his eyes.

Worse, the presence of a magical trap that had ignored the amulets of protection he had given them left a question as to how he was to reach any of the treasure that lay so temptingly before him…

Before he could apply his mind to the question, there was a sound like that of dice being shaken in a cup and the pile of bones trembled without obvious cause.

As he watched, the bones assembled themselves up out of the pile and into something like an ossiferous spider, with a compact, eight-legged body with a skull upon its back, from the fore of which rose a long neck composed of a second spinal column, ending in the other skull.

The teeth of both skulls chattered as it took its first hesitant steps towards him.

Although survival through discretion appealed to Maskalin Vaz, the treasure the crypt contained also appealed greatly to him and he wasn’t ready to flee without attempting to obtain it, so he drew his sword and faced the skeletal fiend.

The long neck lashed out towards him and the skull of one of his late companions snapped at him. He danced away and slashed at it, but missed.

It came again, and this time, although he barely evaded it, his blade caught the supple neck and shattered bone, sending the skull rolling away into the darkness.

The remainder of the abomination charged at him, but the awkwardly-placed remaining skull could but snap ineffectually at him as he smashed it apart with his blade, until broken bones lay across the floor before him.

The question of how to reach the sarcophagus without suffering a similar defleshing as had befallen the brothers was taken from him by the echoing sound of stone scraping against stone as its inhabitant, the long-dead queen, disturbed by his trespass, awoke from the sleep of ages and pushed its lid aside.

Once, she may have been beautiful, and the jewellery she wore yet inflamed a desire in his breast, but her visage was a horrific one of blackened, desiccated flesh, stretched across bone, thanks to the work of ancient embalmers, and he had no desire to receive either her embrace or the bite of the fangs set in her jaw.

Pausing only to hook a small treasure or two with the blade of his sword, and without stepping onto the mosaic, Maskalin Vaz turned and ran for the steps, hoping he could reach the black marble seal before she could reach him, and that he had the strength to push it back into place to ensure his survival.

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Unearth
By Harris Coverley

looter’s axe crumbled
autonomous tentacle
at last free to feast

A Grave Mistake
By John H. Dromey

bandits without masks
open a sar-cough-agus
inhale deadly fumes

Guardians of the Dead
By Matthew Wilson

Though he’d prepared himself for the shock of the statues, Richard Balkewell still cried out when he dared into the tomb first and swung the puny torchlight around the choking dust.

Quiet, you idiot,” Simon Belfast hissed. As expedition leader, he’d managed to delay the announcement of this great discovery by twenty-four hours, but soon, the rest of the group would break through these holy walls and take an inventory of all that gleamed here.

So Simon intended to cash in on them first.

“Hurry, man. Pass my bag.”

Of course he’d promised his investors too much and now the creditors were barking at his door. Tools and labourers were expensive and the permit just to even disturb the sand here had emptied his savings.

But his heart had soared when they had discovered the army of stone men guarding the crypt. Life sized and stern faced – protectors of their dead master and servants of his afterlife.

These things give me the creeps,” Richard visibly shivered.

Simon hated his cowardice, such meek men could never climb Everest, they would never reach the moon and they would never have discovered the sleeping pharaoh’s tomb alone. But great men such as Simon always needed little people to lift a pickaxe.

His sharp mind had seen a possibility when the good news broke – that all their efforts were worth it – but great men had not made it so far by sharing. Tomorrow, those vultures would pick this place clean after all he had got this expedition rolling, licking the boots of rich men he despised.

No, he deserved his riches tonight for only dead men and cold stone statues knew what was really here.

They’re the first defence against grave robbers,” Simon said, lowering his voice as insect wings beat against the old stone figures. “Built to unnerve weak men but we are not children, Richard. Now earn your sack of gold.”

Richard found gas in his legs when his torchlight fell on something glittering.

Jewels,” Richard giggled. “Wonderful jewels.”

Little men were always needed for work – Simon relied on his mind, not his hands – filling heavy sacks with fortunes was beneath him. He left the manual labour to unimportant people – those who would not be missed.

I think these guys would be mad if they could see what we were up to,” Richard said and Simon agreed, but he didn’t waste any more words, Richard had used up his use and Simon thrust a dagger between his sweat soaked shoulder blades.

Oh, hush,” Simon sighed. Little people were always moaning about something. Of course his colleagues with more than half a brain would work out someone had broken into the tomb last night. Marble was disturbed, tracks were left in the sand.

But now they had the criminal dead to rights – poor Richard.

No, I never trusted that little thief. He must have run into something sharp in the dark.

Thanks for filling the bags,” Simon said and huffed the lighter one over his shoulder.

Yuck – more manual labour – but no matter, tomorrow he would be as bemused anyone that Richard could have been so cunning – he’d always said the fellow was a dummy – but now he could fund his own expedition in the Caribbean – some place to retire without kowtowing to any more rich snobs –

Simon stopped thinking when something crunched in the dark – a familiar noise twitched his ears – the movement of stone.

Hello?”

Was no one trustworthy? Maybe one of his colleagues was sneaking down here before the great unveiling to help themselves to some bonuses. Bloody copycats.

Steven? Mark?” Simon called out… “Richard?”

The air polluted with more dust particles as the grinding of stone grew louder and Simon heard his teeth grind.

Had that stone guard been facing that way before?

In life, the pharaoh had been in charge of an army and in death, his slaves had created a vast collection of marble men to continue fighting his enemies in the afterlife and draw his mighty carriage across the stars of heaven. But more importantly, they deterred disrespectful thieves from this holy ground.

Simon knew his history – pharaohs were not kind men but everything down here, even Richard was dead and impossible to hurt him. He had to calm his breathing and not let his imagination get the better of him.

Simon cried out once as something slammed into his back, he fell prone and almost lost his torch.

No,” he yelled when the stone man stood over him, fist raised. “No,” Simon said again and retrieved his bag of gold. No one would take this from him now, not Richard’s vengeful spirit or his vivid imagination drowsy with months and stress and heat stroke in the daily 40 degree heat.

He was almost at the stone entrance that Richard and Simon had just ruined. He ran harder and in what light the bouncing torch in his hands allowed, he saw stone men move, raising the swords they were sworn to use against intruders.

Leave me alone,” Simon sobbed. “I’ve worked for this.”

Something hit his hand and the torch fell. Simon heard a foot crash down and glass smashed.

The dark was total and the hands that surrounded him were cold, he could not move them as they squeezed harder.

You’re not real,” he had to shout over the grinding of stone. The rubbing of ancient marble undisturbed since the time of mammoths. “You’re just stones,” Simon seethed and realised he couldn’t suck in anymore air for words.

Again, something cold and hard rumbled through the air, then when the head guard’s marble sword came down on Simon’s head, the leader of the expedition forgot all about his stresses.

***

Steven Stokes didn’t like to disobey orders – such rebellion had gotten his dad twenty years hard labour – but Mark Filey had been most persuasive – why did they have to play second fiddle? They had sweated and sacrificed as much as anyone out on these harsh desert sands.

Where was their reward? To come second place? To receive two lines of praise in the local paper?

No.

That bloody slave-driver Simon could make all the commands he liked, but Steven didn’t have to follow them – tonight, he’d found his backbone and deciding it strong enough to hold a bag of gold, he waited till Mark gave the all clear before he too stepped over the broken seal.

Damn!”

Relax,” Mark giggled. “It’s only a stone guy – the ancient stonecutters made them to put off grave robbers.”

Steven angled his torch beam and sniffed copper in the air. “Why’s his hand red?”

I know you’re not an artist but surely you know some people paint their work, now shut up and help me. These guards aren’t gonna cause us any trouble.”

Steven sighed but complied. If he was brave for just a few more minutes, he knew he would be a very rich man, but he wished he wasn’t so nervous – he wished that his imagination wasn’t playing up at this important time.

He told himself it was crazy, but he really thought he could hear the grinding of moving stones.

Ends

Issue 140 – Peculiar Hauntings

building permits
renovations
at Winchester House

By Nicholas De Marino

Out There
By David Edwards

something is moving, slowly…
as slow as shadows
on a cloudless full moon night

Resident Poltergeist
By John H. Dromey

a haunted toaster
ev’ry night a ghost pops up
makes spooky noises

My Bathroom Sink Won’t Stop Screaming at Me
By Harris Coverley

It came sudden one morning: the sink in the upstairs bathroom started screaming at me. Screaming and screaming. High and piping. Could not even finish the brush. Without reason. Without mouth. Going in turns and waves. It was the kitchen cupboard next: howling at death’s door. Howling and howling like a terrier dog on a pike. The hall carpet then shuddered. And then the lounge light fixture moaned with the depths of an oil well. And the floorboards in the porch: a chorus of groans approximating a herd of diseased sheep. So I went to see Redhoop Starwood. Local mystic. All-rounder. 1/19th Choctaw. 1/4th Welsh. See what he thought. Found him on his roof in cosmosophic metatation. Got him around in a hot minute. “Faery burial ground,” was his diagnosis. These things just happen. Could’ve been anything that did it: a wrong spade dug here, the unfortunate move of a coffee tin on a kitchen counter there… nothing to do but maybe sprinkle about some dried Agnus scythicus root to take the edge off and hope for the best. Worst thing would be to try to remove it whole and risk an entire undead army of raging fay. So I’m stuck with it. Stuck. Stuck with the screaming sink and the groaning porch boards that scare away the postman. Stuck with the wailing flowerbeds that cry out for redemption. Stuck with the spectral agonies of a long-dead, long-banished, long-forgotten magical race! Stuck with the true madness that comes from nowhere but within… but things could always be worse, right?

Ends

The Ghost Train
By K. A. Williams

The train whistle woke me up but I hadn’t seen any train tracks when I’d rented the place this morning.

The whistle was becoming much louder. I drew the curtains and peered out at a distant light that was growing brighter. It was headed straight for this house!

I got out just before the train struck it, scattering pieces of wood everywhere, but not a single flying piece hit me.

When the train had disappeared, the building absorbed its pieces and looked untouched.

The ghost train must run through this house every night. No wonder the rent was so cheap.

Ends

Originally published in Trembling With Fear in 2021.
It’s also included in
K. A. Williams’ story collection Paranormal Tales.

widow bemoans
windowpane tattle
twice ghosted

By Nicholas De Marino

Seconds From Waking
By Ken Poyner

Why do the ghosts that come to trouble Quibble’s sleep appear fully clothed? Are the clothes the ghosts of former clothes, or ethereal projections produced by ghosts to preserve the imaginings of modesty? What would a ghost need of modesty? Just once Quibble would like to see the ghost of his first pretend love appear as naked as he never saw her in life. Perhaps she would apologise for being reticent, regale him with what he should have merited, should have staggered in amazement to grasp. But no, it is simply an enlarged prostrate, pressing the bladder with dubious desire.

Ends

landline phone ringing
I listen in empty plot
house burnt down years past

By DJ Tyrer
Originally published in 5-7-5 Haiku Journal

Issue 139 – Arctic Mysteries

weathering fear
just the tip
of the iceberg

By Nicholas De Marino

iceberg melts
ancient horror
awakening

By DJ Tyrer

Frigor Mortis
By John H. Dromey

a really cold case
victim stabbed with icicle
the killer wore gloves

Ahab In The Frozen Waste
By I.D. Sherred

Ahab is alive and well and living in New Bedford,
Where he runs a little boat tour operation around the harbor.
Let me tell you, son, that white whale was the least of it” he says.
For the real horror you have to go way up north,
Up where the baleen and bowhead blow,
Up where the narwhals clash horns and cry like the damned,
Up into the great white darkness beyond.
I’ve seen things up there that would make your hair curl
And freeze up that thin blood in your veins.”
He jabs the air with the stem of his pipe.
Yes son, those old Norsemen I knew up in Vinland,
They knew all about the north, that’s where the Corpse Shore is, they said,
Where the souls of murderers go to await Ragnarok,
And I believe them. Why, have I not seen with my own eyes,
A giant of man striding across the ice,
Crying foul vengeance on the father who made him?
A man stitched together from corpses, or so it seemed.”
He pauses and chuckles.
Ah, those old Norsemen, they had a mean streak of humor.
Greenland, they called it, and there’s not much green there,
I can tell you. Although a little idol I got off an old angekok,
That had a rare sort of greenish tinge to it.
Gave me strange dreams, it did, like that crystal I dug out of the glacier.
Some said it belonged to an ancient wizard,
Let you see right back to the beginning of all things
If you gazed into it long enough, and believe me, son,
That’s not something you ever want to see.”
His eyes take on a faraway, haunted look.
But the worst thing, son, the worst thing is that lake I saw
Right up there by the Pole. Can you imagine it?
A perfect circle of a lake, there beyond the ice,
Full of swirling water, and right in the center,
A pillar carved with a name and a date I couldn’t make out.
That lake, son, that lake is where the end of the world will come from.”
He pauses and sighs.
Well, there we go, such is life. Are you coming aboard?
Ten bucks for a trip round the harbor,
And the best damned lobster this side of Nantucket.”

Buried Deep
By Banks Miller

where wide lands once stretched
a veil of frozen glass,
oceans’ ancient ice,
conceals veiled landscapes
beneath the weight of mountains

Issue 138 – Occult Secrets

Occult seeker
Learns mind-shattering truths
Horrific sights
Tears out their own eyes
Cannot shut out visions

By DJ Tyrer

The Cave
By Cardinal Cox

An entrance cut into the cool, dark earth
Within the unsaid whispered by lamp light
To emerge again an act of re-birth

Hidden in day this sliver of night
Horrors are shown before the awake mind
They have descended far from heaven’s height

Here are mysteries the student can find
Unveiled, there’s promises to be kept
Teacher shows without light we all are blind

Outside world is filled with those who have slept
Ignorant of the truths now revealed
And here is one who becomes an adept

So knowledge becomes the sturdy shield
One who was once injured is now healed

Originally published in King Bladud’s College (Starburker Publications).

Mythology of the Magistri
By Harris Coverley

The One True Science. Conceived and formulated before even Ḫumbāba stalked the cedar forests. Recorded in the forbidden books, the arcane knowledge. Making men into gods, little by little. Making gods into ash, idol by idol. The project of an unsacred order. Obscured by smoke of chaos and sleight of gloved hands. Cracking the walls of societies when they saw fit. Tucked away in the gutters and the cellars and the back rooms of world-history. Whispering into the ears of tyrants and archclerics whenever was needed. Steering history as the drunk-blind captains with hearts too dark for common evil. Waiting, always waiting, for the right time to… change.

Qui manipulatores manipulant. Lamiae edaces. Seminatores dubitationis.

Dangle
(Or, It Came From Above, Or, Learning the Rhopes)
By Nicholas De Marino

I –
no,
you –
will
never
detach
strings
securing
knowledge
pendulated
impetuously,
foreshadowed
vertiginously.

Issue 137 – Boldly Gone

captain’s monologue
red shirt, brown pants bit
clears the deck

By Nicholas De Marino

gone where no man has
strange and distant galaxies
find women waiting

By DJ Tyrer

Boldly Gone Missing
By John H. Dromey

flat-Earthers seek proof
rocket falls off edge of space
they never return

A Ol’ Spacer’s Doggerel
By Harris Coverley

of distant stars
in furthest folds
tween ringlets charred
midst cosmic cold

to desert moons
or forest realms
whatever looms
from starship helm

of unknown worlds
with strangest kin
ambitions pearled
for space again

yet in a dive
yonder station
one’s travelled far
term’nal ’nation

Something Like Regret
By Rachel Turney

A bridge from this planet to the stars.
My intervention – the start of injustice.
My eyesight is so great that I can see
the future. It looks something like
regret. The green apples are bitter, my
apologies to the robots.

Hypnotised, waves of surprise. The
music is important; I can feel it in my
nervous system. Be the unknown,
that’s where power lies.

Swimming in a cenote with all the
little fish. I am a fugitive of my own
soul. We are effortlessly doing wrong
in this new world.

turneytalks.com

Bold Move
By John H. Dromey

won’t lose any sleep
charting event horizons
carries a nightlight

Issue 136 – Antarctic Horrors

ice exploration
the lost society grows
layer by layer

By Martina Matijević

Atlantis remnants
concealed beneath mile-deep ice
hide arcane secrets

By Aeronwy Dafies

Dyer, Herzog, & Everyone
By Nicholas De Marino

toward the mountains
after a penguin
we’re all mad here

was once a penguin
now grown and strangely reshaped
black-and-white horror
primordial infection
regrowing the eldritch past

By DJ Tyrer

The Ice Sphinx
By Cardinal Cox

Onward to oblivion my fellows
We came for seals – our ship is broken
Thus the angry mutineer bellows
Ignoring what ship’s master had spoken

Take the longboats and head for open sea
Follow the foul albatross north to home
Away from icebergs and we can be free
To where grey waves churn with their crowns of foam

Frozen doldrums will crush the wooden hull
Enough poor sailors have sunk to the dark
And down there the accurséd depths are full
Our eulogies will be the seabirds’ bark

We’re as doomed as by a sea-witch’s curse
Our bodies will never lie in a hearse

Originally published in Codex Antarctica (Starburker Publications).

Photograph by Nicholas De Marino

A…b…y…s…
By Harris Coverley

base of the Earth sphere
blackest hole – set in pure white
depths too maddening

serrate mountain crust
tophet antipodean
teeth before the maw

single fleeting glance
lone biplane on fever wind
darkness gazing back

“…what we saw was seen…”
“…what was seen was understood…”
“…spoken not again…”

Almost Afraid to Ask
By Christina Chin

deep apprehension –
piercing the white veil
lost continent stirs

drills scream through frost
beneath chill ruins
something breathes

legacies buried
miles deep hide not
mere rocks and stones

hidden myths predate
Atlantis’ fall –
elder realm

echoes of beings
who ruled warm poles
now hunger

kingdom intact
locked by sudden tilt –
total tomb

we shatter ignorance
to learn we are not
the masters

the lost explorer
arriving through the ice hole
at the pyramid

By Martina Matijević

Issue 135 – Waiting Out of Sight

Once there were myths, then
science limned constellations…
away went magic.

Everything was order,
if not pre-ordained
boringly predictable.

Yet some are still awaiting
a night when the stars
rebel against that order,

slip into chaos
and allow adepts to see
their dreams… and beyond.

By David Edwards

23/23 Vision
(a gogyohka)
By Nicholas De Marino

go ahead
and give me the side-eye
but these blinders
let you see
past the periphery

nicholasdemarino.blogspot.com

Carcosa Mists
By DJ Tyrer

fog-lake curtain parts
reveals city on far shore
glass-like towers soar
a secret vouchsafed to me
the mists close and it is gone

DJ’s Lovecraftian poetry collection, Madness Rides the Star-wind, is out now from Island of Wak-Wak.

Sweet dreams
By Nieske den Heijer

Goodnight my little troll child, I wish you good dreams to take the sting out of your hunger. I hope you dream of my stories about my childhood. I remember it so vividly, our beautiful stone bridges that protected us from the harsh light of day, the slow humans walking or riding their beasts of burden, their belief in us so vivid that they froze in fear even before we started taunting them with riddles. Oh, how we would feast.

Cruel years have passed, our bridges have been torn down and replaced with these metal constructions that offer no adequate protection. Those who were supposed to be our meals zoom past us, first in their steam-powered trains and now their fueled-up automobiles. And with the rise of their machines they lost their fear of the wild places of the world. Their delicious fear washed away, and the few we now manage to snare taste like sawdust in our mouths.

But we are still here. These sewers are an affront to our senses, but they keep us safe. We are long-lived, we can wait. One day you, my dear child, will grow up to see a world where their oils have run out, a world that will come to a grinding halt. Prepare your riddles for that day and make them good, because that first conundrum will have to cement our presence back into their minds. That will be the first time you can eat your fill, savour the fear that makes our food so sweet, and I pray the day comes soon.

But for now, sleep quietly. Let the hum of the cars be your lullaby and may your dreams be of our bright and glorious future.

Ends

Caress
By DJ Tyrer

Hidden lover
A tender caress
Tentacles not hands
Dare not switch on the light

Scare Tactics
By John H. Dromey

some juvenile ghosts
like to hide in dark corners
jump out and say boo-o-o

Issue 134 – Holly and Ivy

cold winter night
a severe blizzard
keeps a date with destiny
tendrils trace
the bones of winter

By Paul Callus (italics) and Christina Chin

fevered visions
rechecking flue
claus-trophobia

By Nicholas De Marino

Mistletoe
By Cardinal Cox

She said –
Search the bare forest for last leaves
Sleet settled on our cold faces
A promise for those who believe
Tween us we were losing spaces

She said –
I’ll take you to the mistletoe
In boots we trudged slow on the mud
She would show me where it still grows
Her smile bright in her coat’s hood

She said –
Gloved fingers shouldn’t be entwined
Saw the green scarf around the tree
And she knew what was on my mind
Then she left me alone and free

She said –
I’ll take you to the mistletoe
And would show me where it still grows

Black Stocking
By Harris Coverley

Little Joe Barclay was a naughty boy. Very much so. Nothing too hideous at age seven, but a steady list of horriblenesses and wickedisms and puerile cruelties as long as his stubby arm.

He had on that Christmas Eve hit upon his most fiendish scheme yet: to wake before dawn and get to the presents first.

The digital egg timer pilfered from the kitchen was his abettor. Bed at nine, long before Father Christmas arrived, so that meant eight hours to get him to just after five. He awoke, drowsy and confused on the cold air of the purple night, but he instinctively snapped his hand about the timer and shut off the beepabeepabeepabeep.

He crept with softest creaks across the landing and down the stairs, over the slab-cool floor panels, gently pushing the living room door to. He basked in the lights of the Christmas tree, one string red, the other white-gold, left on to guide the jolly fat man from the fireplace.

Joe naturally went straight for the largest present, a tall box at the tree’s side three foot tall and four wide. It proved to be a mini-trampoline, not the back garden filling one he had openly and clearly and persistently desired. Over the next quarter-hour he unwrapped every present in a state of increasing disappointment and disillusionment until he found himself unwrapping his little sister’s larger gifts to make a comparison, and ending up swelling with rage at his discoveries.

He was considering what to do with the far too nice and expensive doll house when he realised he had forgotten the last little thing owed to him: the stocking hung with the three others on the creamed charcoal marble of the mantelpiece.

Dropping some ugly shiny pink monster-thing he had been considering shoving in the freezer, Joe walked over to the fireplace, rubbing his hands, hoping the joint enterprise of Father Christmas and his parents may just yet make up for such a weak haul so far.

He counted along the four stockings: Mother’s, Father’s, Edie’s, and…his own?

This was not his own. Not velvet red with a white trim. This was a much wider and longer stocking, black as pitch, an ash grey trim, and yes, his name in crimson lettering, yet seemingly half torn out, threads trailing down the fabric as though blood dripping.

Joe took the stocking beneath the trim with both hands and a chill went through him. He looked to his left: the door had edged open somehow, letting in the seasonal draught.

He shook his head. It did not matter: the stocking was his and it was big.

Joe unhooked it and brought it down, nearly bringing the plastic holly and ivy stretched above along the mantelpiece edge with it.

It was heavy! Good!

Licking his upper lip, he reached his hand in, and brought it back sharply with a yelp.

In the dead centre of Joe’s palm was stuck a dry blackened holly leaf, a spine embedded in the skin. He quickly pulled it off, and when a drop of blood squeezed out he sucked it clean enough.

He looked inside the stocking. In the dimness he could see objects, formless but there, and he recommenced his search with greater caution.

A second later he pulled out a small screwdriver, Philips head, with an orange handle.

Why…?

He then recognised it: he had scratched the neighbour’s car that October for Hallowe’en with that very tool. But why would it be here in a stocking?

He carefully put it on the floor against the heath and tried to cast it from his mind. It was just an error, a mistake, a silly thing not to bother with.

Joe reached back inside, and after a moment pulled out a marble, speckled chartreuse, with a circular black dot taking up just under a third of its surface. He stared at it. It looked like a cat’s eye. He suddenly recalled that time back in May when, lounging around upstairs on a dull day, he had held the cat down, opened her eyelid with force, and touched the warm green jelly with his thumb, Maisie squeaking in futile protest, before he shoved the old girl into the laundry basket for a five hour punishment for daring to try to scratch back. Maisie fled soon after, and had not been seen by the family since.

He put the marble in his pyjama pocket.

What crap! he thought, and carried on.

The next item was a half-filled salt shaker, the one he had used to pour salt into the pots of his mother’s houseplants to get back at her for not buying him new trainers.

After that, there was a light fitting, hard and spherical, about the size of a squash ball. It was the one he had, in late spring, thrown at his sister’s head when his father had been busy out front. How she had screamed…

Then came the key to the shed he had bent on purpose. Then the pencil sharpener that he had ripped the blade out of to threaten two fellow pupils with at school. Then there was the goldfish, now dried up like a lump of biltong, that had mysteriously floated out of the tank and left the living room for the cellar floor.

Each object was evidence for an act of iniquity, of sin unrepented.

Joe shook with growing terror, but he kept digging, grabbing, pulling, looking, until, stood amongst the detritus, the facts in the case of a trial against him, an entire year of infractions, a mist enveloped him, hot and clawing, his vision muddied. In a trance of fear, overwhelmed by terrible truths, he slid through the now baggy black stocking to the final item.

He felt it: moist, fleshy, yet also hard, sticky, moving.

It bit at him and he dragged his arm out fast, the thing coming after, nipping at his fingertips.

In the blue gloom he saw the mouth, set in grey skin, its teeth rounded and sallow, flying up to his exposed face, a smile on its ribbed lips, a shriek rising from the back of a throat that was not there.

Dawn broke at twenty to eight and the rest of the Barclay family was down shortly after. They found Joe stood motionless before the fireplace, chilled to the bone by the puddle of urine about his naked feet.

The stockings, all four of them red with a white trim, name knitted neatly on each, hung pristine on the mantelpiece.

He did not speak for nearly a year after that Christmas, and even then only with intense therapeutic intervention. After he regained his voice he remained a very quiet child. He did not get up to much, if anything, in the way of mischief, and Mr and Mrs Barclay found this to be a vast improvement, although they did so furtively, not daring to confess this even to each other.

Ends

Robinson Christmas Dinner
By DJ Tyrer

Little did the Robinson family suspect that, as Mum and Dad snapped the wishbone, intelligences vastly superior to their own were observing them with an alien disapproval. They were not the only ones, but they were the first to suffer the observers’ wrath.

What’s that?” said Dad through a mouthful of turkey and stuffing. There was a bright light from outside.

Visitors?” Mum suggested, spitting masticated sprouts. She was, technically, right.

Get the door,” Dad told Jimmy before gulping some wine.

Jimmy was only halfway to the door when it exploded open. Had he any sense, he would’ve been scared or, at least, wary.

Jimmy laughed.

The Gobblonian troopers glared at him, wattles wobbling with rage. They had travelled across a million light years of space, yet, by coincidence, looked just like man-sized turkeys.

Dad bit a chunk from a drumstick and swore.

The lead trooper raised the blaster it held in one wing-like hand. There was a ZAP! and Dad was disintegrated.

Jimmy’s laugh transformed into a choke of fear.

Mum screamed.

The dog barked.

Three more ZAP!s and they were reduced to dust.

Without showing any more emotion, the Gobblonians marched out. There were plenty more humans to kill.

Ends

Unto Us
By Simon MacCulloch

Christmas creeps upon us in the night
Bulky, wheezing, burdened with its things.
Better not to guess at what it brings.
Best to keep old Christmas out of sight.

When the dolls start swivelling their eyes
Watching with a feeble voiceless fear
Then you’ll know that Christmas shuffles near
Clumsy in its jolly red disguise.

Don’t wait up to watch the stockings bulge
Keep the windows shut, the fireplace boarded
Lest you get the gifts that Christmas hoarded
Promises that prophets won’t divulge.

Now it’s morning, draw the curtains back
Happy just to know that you’ve survived.
All that’s left to see is what’s arrived
Bundled, softly squirming, in the sack.

Originally published in Reach Poetry 288, December 2022

Holly
By Mark Hudson

Holly went to an Ivy League school,
where the students were rather cruel.
Underneath a missile toe,
with a blindfold, didn’t know,
that on Yule, she got kissed by a mule.

Clatter-al Damage
By John H. Dromey

solar panel cracks
slipshod roofer alleges
Santa’s reindeer tracks

three-dozen cookies
two gallons of milk
tariff offsets

By Nicholas De Marino

No Elf, No Elf
By David Edwards

Zombies
bringing presents
to wicked boys and girls
on this Silent Night Dead of Night
Christmas

plastic-free garlands –
her husband’s blood dripping down
the naked branches

By Martina Matijević